Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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