brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I enjoy the company of your penis
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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