If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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