Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
