bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand