Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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