whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize