im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm way too hungover for life right now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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