Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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