did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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