Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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