Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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