yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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