so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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