If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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