It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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