In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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