somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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