we're blogging at a bar
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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