my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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