omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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