If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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