i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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