I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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