What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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