My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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