Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sober January is a disaster.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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