Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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