Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Help. Why am I so naked?
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