at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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