How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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