at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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