Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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