Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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