But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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