I hope mine doesn't look like that
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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