when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
