I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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