Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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