And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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