Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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