in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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