I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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