i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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