i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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