Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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