If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
im holly from the hills drunk
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you had me at cake vodka
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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