Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
