I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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