Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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