Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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