people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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