I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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