my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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